The 90-Day AI Revenue Command Center · for $1–5M Shopify brands

Add $15K–$50K/month in owned-channel revenue in 90 days — or you don't pay until we hit it.

We install and operate an AI operations team inside your Shopify store — the same system that runs our own brands, live on stream. No new hire, no tool to babysit, and 20+ founder hours back every week. You own every account; cancel anytime and keep it all.

For $1–5M Shopify DTC founders bleeding revenue from broken email flows and silent abandoned carts. $7,500/month founding rate — 3 spots, locked for life. Your accounts, your data, your ~$400/mo model costs — we can never hold your business hostage.

The problem

You already know you should be running on AI.

Your competitors are quietly automating. You've got ChatGPT tabs open and a Zapier flow that half-works. But building a real system — agents that actually run operations, day after day — isn't your job, and hiring for it is a maze. That's the gap we close: we bring the system, and we run it.

THE 90-DAY GATE

One number. Ninety days. Or you don't pay until it moves.

In week one we agree — in writing — on one revenue number. If we haven't driven at least 3× your fees ($22,500 in tracked Klaviyo/Shopify revenue) by day 90, every month after is free until we do. Hate the work in the first 30 days? Walk and keep everything we built. The risk is entirely ours.

01 · INSTALL — done for you

Live in ~30 days

We deploy our agent operating system on your accounts, wired into your store, email, and tools, running the daily loops your business actually needs. We even set up your accounts in onboarding — you never touch a console.

02 · OPERATE — done with you

Run every day after

Our team monitors, tunes, and extends your system every week, with a numbers review call and one new capability added each month — all pointed at that one number.

Proof

We don't demo it. We run our own businesses on it — live.

An e-commerce brand. A second brand. A content operation. All run day-to-day by the same system we install for you — on a public stream, dashboards and all. The wins, and the occasional failure and recovery, in the open. Receipts, not testimonials.

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Why we're different

We're the COO. Not the consultant. Not the software.

Pricing

$93,000 of build + operation. $7,500 a month.

$7,500/ month — founding rate, locked for life

The full stack — retention flows, abandoned-cart recovery, customer-service AI, reviews, and your daily command dashboard — installed on your existing store in 30 days, then operated for you. Standard rate is $12,000 once we have client case studies; founding clients lock $7,500 forever for letting us feature their results. Three founding spots. Not three this month — three, period, until they're winning.

Want the system that runs our businesses running yours?

Tell us your #1 number. If you're a fit, we'll show you exactly how we'd move it.

Apply for a founding spot

We take a limited number of clients on purpose — because we actually run them.