An AI COO for your business — run by humans

We install an AI operations team in your business — and run it until your number moves.

The same multi-agent system that runs our own companies, operating inside yours, pointed at your single biggest revenue goal. You own every account. We operate it. If it hasn't moved your number in 90 days, you don't pay again until it does.

For $1M–$10M founders who know AI should be running half their business. $5,000/month, cancel anytime. The ~$400/mo of AI model costs run on your own accounts — so we can never hold your business hostage.

The problem

You already know you should be running on AI.

Your competitors are quietly automating. You've got ChatGPT tabs open and a Zapier flow that half-works. But building a real system — agents that actually run operations, day after day — isn't your job, and hiring for it is a maze. That's the gap we close: we bring the system, and we run it.

THE 90-DAY GATE

One number. Ninety days. Or you don't pay until it moves.

In week one we agree — in writing — on one number and a target. If the system hasn't moved it by day 90, every month after is free until it does. Fire us anytime and keep everything: the full system, all your accounts, all the playbooks. No lock-in, ever.

01 · INSTALL — done for you

Live in ~30 days

We deploy our agent operating system on your accounts, wired into your store, email, and tools, running the daily loops your business actually needs. We even set up your accounts in onboarding — you never touch a console.

02 · OPERATE — done with you

Run every day after

Our team monitors, tunes, and extends your system every week, with a numbers review call and one new capability added each month — all pointed at that one number.

Proof

We don't demo it. We run our own businesses on it — live.

An e-commerce brand. A second brand. A content operation. All run day-to-day by the same system we install for you — on a public stream, dashboards and all. The wins, and the occasional failure and recovery, in the open. Receipts, not testimonials.

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Why we're different

We're the COO. Not the consultant. Not the software.

Pricing

Straightforward. On purpose.

$5,000/ month — founding rate, locked for life

A one-time install, then a monthly fee to operate and grow your system. Standard rate rises to $7,500+ once we have client case studies — founding clients lock $5k forever in exchange for letting us feature their results. Three founding spots. Not three this month — three, period, until they're winning.

Want the system that runs our businesses running yours?

Tell us your #1 number. If you're a fit, we'll show you exactly how we'd move it.

Apply for a founding spot

We take a limited number of clients on purpose — because we actually run them.